The Holy Chao

I found this over at Winklett's blog. Thought it was interesting and that I should answer them :)

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What’s your new name?

Artemis Pouncey Quahog

2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, one male & one female, alive or dead (hopefully they’re at least alive in the fantasy). Who are they?

Any two pornstars. I dunno. You pick.

3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What’s the name of the band? What’s the name of their first album?

This one's rather specialized, depending on the genre, but I'll say punk: Needle Envy is the bandname, and Heroine is the album name.

4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What and where is it?

Either the Buddha or Loki, middle of my back, so it forms a triangle with my other two gods.

5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?

Tune: The Battle Hymn of the Republic, Words: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" over and over.

6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?

Colorado

7. You are leaving your country (remember, you’re in the Witness Protection Program). What country do you move to?

India

8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?

The Thirteen Clocks

9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?

Time Bandits

10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?

Crow. Praying Mantis. Either Orangoutan or Dolphin.

11. You must choose to go blind or go deaf. Which do you choose?

Blind.

12. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you least like to relive?Which would you most like to relive?

Least: 1996/1997 Most: I have no idea.

13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?

1970s, I think.

14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving. Which do you choose?

Skydiving.

15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?

Janis Joplin.

16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?

Like I know from game shows. I dunno. Jeopardy.

17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?

Habitat for Humanity. Jimmy Carter's my hero.

18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?

Expunge.

19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you’ll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?

Yeah, I think so.

20. You know this chick with too much time on her hands who sits and invents quizzes instead of working. Do you tell her to get a life?

Naaaah...

# posted by Matt @ 10:34 AM